Wurdz is hard

Holy Testacles - - United States

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression, "Knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as, "Kill yourself." FML
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IconicLemon 8

HAHAHA. Your's and her face would have been priceless!

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chriswright1888 10

Whoops! That must of been akward.

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PurpleGreenLove 6

Omg ! Just lost me shit . Ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah !!!!!!

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auzz1_pride 9

I find my shit as it goes spiraling down the toilet -.-

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trivel64 16

Let's just hope you have an extra pair of pants.

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Hurbel684 10

This FML was brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood psycho. J/k, pretty girls can be a bit overwhelming :p

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Suba_fml 8

I didint even know there was an expression for that.

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Rosie_Posie43 12

Well damn. Surprised she wasn't all over you after you said that

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robberry 11

You knew she was going to steal it; don't worry about it.

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