Sex, Embarrassing Intimacy Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

10 128

29 868

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

49 580

14 114

Hand shandy

cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

21 527

110 750

Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

12 441

20 765

Pick your moments, dude!

Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

1 932

354

cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

45 866

8 391

Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

53 889

5 306

liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

66 248

8 145

Knock next time please

Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

1 018

829

hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

324 612

58 704

Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

23 597

5 069

pinkthistlepoppy 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:08

kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:56

LMFAO awww that's so awkward Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed. Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.

dancerchik3579 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:09

omg! lmao! that woud be really awkward!

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 8:07

You should have told her that he was already eating.

babibunniex15xBI 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 16:35

i have to say that suks, but i have been there done that, but with me we were both in the middle of climax his mother walks in asking what we want for dinner, and didn't leave until we answered, we didn't hear her the first few times, wanna say awkward. after i suddenly screamed out chicken she says ok, and put your cloths on and walks away like nothing happened!