Where did that come from?

psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML
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MagicallyFat 12

I guess your mother understands you. But maybe you were drunk and told her lol

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marinus_fml 19

Don't worry, she won't have a recollection in the morning either.

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akallaan 7

Ohhhh.... handcuffs. You dirty, dirty girl. ;)

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enonymous 8

You may not have told her this but she's still right

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rexgar2000 10

the question is... do you?

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ikickgingers 15

Are they fur lined?

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raider27 7

The real question is... Did your boyfriend believe her?

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omgthatsosuppera 4

How would SHE know? o.0

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blondebrunette11 4

She raped her as a child :(

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pennies_lane 6

You have no recollection of telling her that? Maybe you and mum should think about AA

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turtleomnom 0

she read your diary. find a better biding place. the family bookshelf is a really stupid place just FYI.

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laideehawk 6

The real FML here is that you had to drive your drunk mom home. Fyl, op.

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