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When you have to raise the bar...

By Lewis - 27/12/2018 19:00 - France - Paris

Not much though... Just a bit higher.

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Chris Smith_1291676952 8

Thursday 27 December 2018 20:11

Savage

Dragonsong 7

Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:25

she sounded like a lamb after kissing that bar with her head.....

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Chris Smith_1291676952 8

Thursday 27 December 2018 20:11

Savage

Dragonsong 7

Wednesday 20 May 2020 2:25

she sounded like a lamb after kissing that bar with her head.....

Aniel85 8

Saturday 30 October 2021 15:11

Ha

syxguns 3

Sunday 16 January 2022 0:43

Bet that left a mark! 🤕

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