When dinner is late By Lewis - 27/01/2019 00:30 FEED ME NOW! I agree, your life sucks 349 You deserved it 114 Share Tweet Share
Today, after getting ghosted by a company for a job I really wanted, I posted on LinkedIn, venting my frustration with companies not having the decency to send rejection letters. My current boss, who didn't know I was job hunting, saw it, and let me know I'm now on the shit list. FML I agree, your life sucks 102 You deserved it 875
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML I agree, your life sucks 503 You deserved it 109
Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 251 You deserved it 3 014
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 014 You deserved it 597
Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 156 You deserved it 138
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML I agree, your life sucks 161 You deserved it 2 471
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 909 You deserved it 2 235
Today my brother disconnected my internet and made my task bar disappear. I spent 2 hours trying to fix it, when I figured out I just had to restart the computer. Now I'm a little behind on assignments. FML I agree, your life sucks 713 You deserved it 299
Make your own ******* dinner!!
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