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willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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Wuuut - 30/10/2025 09:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML

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Brave - 06/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML

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darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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Anonymous - 19/07/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML

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k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

summer_spell 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:12

what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

tigerlilly34 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:00

She*s clearly an idiot. Why would she let her mistress answer the door when she had a boyfriend? You deserve someone who ISN*T so effing stupid

qrashandburn 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:13

Fake, clearly fake. This never happened except on 2 and half men which is a tv show that sucks.

yankfan2426 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:57

two and a half men is a hilarious show

XDragonX21 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 7:47

Damn man! Kick his ass next time!!

lucifer69_fml 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 11:38

dear number 39. are you ******* high?! this is a family website???? yes, a family website called **** my life and with an 'intimate' section YEAHHH *******

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Wednesday 10 March 2010 18:46

I find it very peculiar that most girls say that men cheat more than women, but after reading through this site there are many more cases of women cheating on men.

lillypilly35 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 23:02

dump that bitch

kewkiez 0

Monday 14 June 2010 8:07

in your fnl you considered him a handsome young guy and you have a girlfriend, so YDI for being a ******

The_11th_Doctor 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 22:14

He's straight, not blind.

sassyangel24 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 21:05

**** alert, paging the bitch that cheated on you..

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Saturday 25 September 2010 3:41

damn her

dozer367 2

Wednesday 29 September 2010 18:35

dude, rage smash on the guys face? then later rage quit the relationship? he does deserve a beat down.. and, sorry that happened man. if any girl does it, toss em back into the ocean and reset your bait. :)