Weird pick up line, but OK

Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

I predict a large number of comments about Snooki. Commence.

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DocBastard 38

If you used any spray tan at all, you used too much.

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cwlovell13 3

You aren't supposed to leave the 'island' aka Jersey Shore.

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sietseld 13

He knew you were overly spray tanned, and did not think you had jaundice. He was making fun of you.

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charvisioku 22

Although that was a dick move.... well done, son. Give that man a medal.

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Tawnkat 13

Haha high five to the guy at the club.

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ChoolyBooly 32

At least now you know for future spray tan moments. :)

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peterblackmer91 12

Ewwww. Why would you do that to yourself??

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