We need everyone on this! Lewis - 26/01/2019 19:30 - France - Paris Apparently, there is an "I" in "I don't give a f..." 299 114
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML 2 257 275
Today my job started requiring all transactions regarding cigarettes or alcohol to have the ID scanned before proceeding. There is no way yo bypass this function. I carded a 60 year-old man and his 40 year-old son who both yelled at me for 10 minutes. FML 2 973 187
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML 1 935 147
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML 748 275
Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML 33 642 2 895
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML 41 143 97 198
Minimal effort required 😂
That's a whole mood right there. It can sum up a lot of people's whole year in 2020.