Wanted: New Friends - FML

Wanted: New Friends

FML Videos - 29/08/2018 19:30

What's the worst your friends ever did?

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

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Wednesday 29 August 2018 22:00

He turned him into a unicorn

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Thursday 30 August 2018 1:10

When plungers attack Mr. clean is the first victim 😂🤣🤣

real life problems 26

Wednesday 29 August 2018 22:00

He turned him into a unicorn

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 1:10

When plungers attack Mr. clean is the first victim 😂🤣🤣

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Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML

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Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML

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Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML

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Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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Today, I found out my fourteen-year-old daughter is making more money than me, thanks to babysitting and winning writing contests. FML

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Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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