Vegan Regrets - FML

Vegan Regrets

FML Videos - 28/10/2018 19:00 - United States - New York

Poor little guy... Eating healthy is hard!

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Monday 29 October 2018 5:56

Yup that's what it's like to eat anything gluten free 😵🤢😒

Charlie Given 26

Monday 29 October 2018 5:56

Yup that's what it's like to eat anything gluten free 😵🤢😒

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Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

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Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML

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Today, my phone charger caught fire. I was thankful to be there to witness it. I was not thankful for having been holding it while this happened, as my shirt caught on fire. FML

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