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IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
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panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

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um_duh 0

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

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TheSickness 0

Ohh. Uhh #45. Yes it is? x] [This is major irony. Prostitutes sell cheap ;] ]

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LittleLoserGirl 0

That place is a curse, get out now and get yourself laid for god's sake!

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bigraws23 0

Hope this is your first day! :)

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Juicy2011 0

Well your not suppose to use your own product that you sell.

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jackeechan 10

Better safe than sorry

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SCTetra 10

Condom? What is that?

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HoranHugs 7

Must be piling up now, huh?

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