Miscellaneous, Weird, ACAB Cops Unruly meets incompetence

Unruly meets incompetence

Anonymous - 14/10/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML

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ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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Freakout

LoLWut?? nd Why?? - - United States

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

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Thanks bossman

Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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Where's the justice?

Skazzy3 -

Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML

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It wasn't me

weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Slammer

Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML

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tgd4444 - 23/07/2011 10:29 - Malaysia

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

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ournhd - 13/11/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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Busted

bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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Hangryko 31

Saturday 14 October 2023 21:40

Sue for wrongful arrest.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 14 October 2023 21:57

If the Librarian had already said whoever it was had already left, why'd they bother taking you in? And your dad is an asshole.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 14 October 2023 21:40

Sue for wrongful arrest.

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 14 October 2023 21:57

If the Librarian had already said whoever it was had already left, why'd they bother taking you in? And your dad is an asshole.

poopface82 23

Saturday 14 October 2023 22:37

Welcome to America, where charges are made up and innocence doesn’t matter.

Razath 17

Sunday 15 October 2023 9:52

Except it's in the UK?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 October 2023 0:26

You need to start researching which nursing homes in your area have rat infestations and employ elder-abusing felons. Put your dad in one of those. That'll even things out.