Love Unexpected

Unexpected

kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2022 00:00

Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML

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mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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man2 - 23/09/2010 11:18 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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Username - 23/03/2011 16:16 - Japan

Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML

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flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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pineapples_fml 5

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:07

if she broke up with you because you sacrificed your job so she wouldn't get in trouble, she obviously wasn't a quality girlfriend to begin with

crazzle 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 20:12

Giving up a job in this economic climate, YDI.

fallen_dragonkin 12

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:21

i'm sorry but you deserve that, why leave a job until you have another one? and are you surprised that your girlfriend doesn't want to date someone voluntarily unemployed?

Shshsh 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:30

What a freaking *****

kittenmeow 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 23:35

never dip your pen in company ink... James Franco (pineapple express)!!! lol :o)

sexymessy 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:17

LOL I love that movie = ]!!!

fawfulster 11

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:58

I somehow get the feeling that this fml is this fml's sequel: http://www.fmylife.com/work/4597948 #50 you win!

Andyangels27 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 1:33

money over bitches

lolwatlol 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:15

When in a serious relationship you DONT do stupid shit like this w/o discussing it before.

quinnteh 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:32

NEWSFLASH: He did not treat anyone anything. He was just making a general statement which may be true or false. Even if it is false (not saying it is) that doesn't make it discrimination.

quinnteh 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:35

What WOULD be sexually discriminating is accusing a particular woman of something on the basis of "women in general are that way". Here he's not accusing anyone of anything. He was just making a general statement to explain one woman's behaviour, a woman who exhibited signs that she fits his particular description of "women in general".

3arl 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 3:36

already posted

lo1337a 1

Wednesday 26 August 2009 3:46

Sexual harassment suits from one party if the relationship works out. They will go on to blame the workplace for not protecting them against their ex out of spite & a lust for cash.