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Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Anonymous - 12/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML

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LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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MrAries - 02/03/2016 11:45 - United States

Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML

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moosemonkey1000 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:43

Those holes are pretty hot.

my_usagi 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:44

Cream filled? Lol

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:01

Just because you get aroused by donuts doesn't make you fat... I'm 5'11", 145 pounds and I love to eat! Especially sweets like donuts. So everyone who says OP needs to lose weight, you don't even know their body type, and also I'm pretty sure you're no supermodels either. It doesn't matter if you're underweight or morbidly obese, if you don't get excited about donuts, you're most likely not a true American!

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Saturday 31 March 2012 23:14

I get excited about donuts and I'm canadian. ITS NOT ONLY THE AMERICANS WHO HAVE PASTRY FETISHES.

lelandw7393 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:03

Now what do u do with the doughnut holes? ... Trying to be like the guy in dodge ball? 0.o

Bunnizlovely 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:06

Cause donuts are sexy;)

ddeathbombb 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:14

Glazed yumm

triggerit 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:17

Op be alert ... You may be sexually abused...

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:18

God I'm hard for donuts. I want the sugar covered ones or the jelly filled ones!

Kathts7 12

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:30

You should talk to the guy who got turned on by bacon

HendricksProdigy 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:54

Fat

iamcoolyo 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:58

Well, depending on what you where going to do with them…

Nwthatzfunny 9

Saturday 31 March 2012 23:00

U need some sex

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