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bodyelectric - 13/04/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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To each his own

Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML

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Anonymous - 15/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

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Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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vee_baby 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:35

that has gotta be the biggest mood killer that i have ever heard! you know you have to go to his grandmother's house now and see what it smells like.. like, i would personally be curious.

lilian96 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:33

LOL

lilian96 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:02

you're hilarious #21 !

ZeShadow 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:10

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA Nice gramma-lovin'-boyfriend you got there!

wowfmlife 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:13

I moderated this one

Deee88 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:13

Talk about ruining the moment...

Hum_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:21

Gosh I hate it when guys kill the mood like this...hahaha

blablabla18_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:25

hahahahahahahahaha

McZeal 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:27

what a turn on

BulldogQB4 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:27

AAAH That's gross hahaha. I'm sorry that's awkward and hilarious.

Raine_Sage 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:41

This reminds me of the time a guy I had a crush on said that my dorm room smelled like his grandmother's house. I had no idea how to take it either.

itsTiffany 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:56

Yes, that definitely sounds weird... but if you really think about it, that must mean his grandmother's house smells great. Why else would he choose that over anything else he could of possibly said?