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Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Latina - 11/01/2013 10:24 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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Anonymous - 25/04/2011 09:20 - Ireland

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

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Anonymous - 31/10/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML

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Awkward small talk

I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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killface_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:01

And you should have told his friend in Spanish that your boyfriend has a very small penis but you've been too busy taking Spanish classes to find someone more satisfying.

cadenernest 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:53

your bf is a douche.

LadyHayden 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:02

I have a feeling he was just kidding because he obviously knows you speak and understand spanish now he was probably just being a dork :)

xicadelaspoesias 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:01

aw lo siento mucho, PO. no mereces eso :(

Albarufus 13

Friday 10 February 2012 11:40

Que bastardo!

kkbeck17 13

Friday 23 March 2012 4:05

What an ass

Donnakar 20

Tuesday 27 August 2013 9:25

Oh my god you deserve better. Did u ever tell him you understood ?

elizacandle 29

Tuesday 3 September 2013 10:42

punch him in the face, find new bf

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:25

hope you told him vete pal carajo!

Jacklehunter 10

Saturday 31 May 2014 18:28

Two words for ya. Dump him.

SexyMexi21 23

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:01

Hahaha whoa.. well that sums everything I've had in mind.

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Wednesday 24 June 2015 6:11

Wow that sucks! What a loser he is! You went out of your way to show him how you feel and then he was stupid enough to not realise that you were able to understand him! I hope you have moved on.