Kids Training day

Training day

Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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I just can't hide it

doomeddaddy - - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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Learning curve

diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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Show, don't tell

Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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When you gotta go…

Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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Thursday 10 November 2011 8:49

Damn that sucks Dude but Face it.. Its just what kids Do!

SaraJun 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:58

lmao youre a dad named jasmine?

escadoo 3

Friday 11 November 2011 3:48

Son, I remember this time back when you were a toddler...

iredbone 10

Friday 11 November 2011 5:59

LMFAO!!!! no lie I just busted out laughing! that is tooo funny!! wow!(:

Wayne913 13

Friday 11 November 2011 6:29

How about next time you sit down and do calculus. Monkey see, monkey do.

sakamalaka1 1

Friday 11 November 2011 6:40

Next time bring the rain gear

emilyrenee16 0

Friday 11 November 2011 7:18

Can I touch it? Haha justkidding

jellyD 1

Friday 11 November 2011 8:40

Peso dad in training. :(

skyiscool 0

Friday 11 November 2011 8:48

Why didnt you just say 2 year old son?

kelsykee 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 3:21

Cuz he's not two? You'll understand when you're a parent.

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Friday 11 November 2011 9:13

I would love to see an FML from your kid when he's growing up and hears this joyous story...

jaredofmo 22

Friday 11 November 2011 16:11

Okay, looks like he's over putting things in his mouth... Thank goodness, that would have been terrible.

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Friday 11 November 2011 17:32

What is wrong with this? Most parents, especially moms, bring their young children into bathroom stalls with them. OP was simply trying to teach his kid.