Intimacy: Too late

Too late

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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Monday 28 October 2013 3:09

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Comments

crzysweetksss 1

Wednesday 30 October 2013 19:20

He probably couldn't handle how hot you are :)

LoneBooker88 16

Wednesday 30 October 2013 21:02

the question is: why did he faint?

sondya 1

Friday 1 November 2013 9:40

I feel real bad for you:( but this is why it's not always horrible to sleep with someone before marriage. I've heard many stores like this with people who wait until they're married to have sex. i wish you the best though!