Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
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DocBastard 38

Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Bubble wrap to extreme for you? Try something less strenuous, like maybe drooling on yourself. Less like to get hurt soo bad, huh cupcake?

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Opposable Penis

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Legendslayer222 26

I'm not sure, you could probably drown in a puddle of your drool.

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bubo_fml 10

Use another appendage & your imagination to choose which one to use...

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Legendslayer222 26

Ew what? Are you suggesting he tries to pop it with his feet? How unhygienic.

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serey2310 7

Thats pretty sympathetic if you were a child

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jerico616 14

Just how in the Hell do you achieve that????

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