By thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
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Calivale 7

2 choices! 1)Keep jogging 2) turn the music up!

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Moota 9

You're jogging those thunder thighs off though, so it's okay OP!

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skeezle 0

Make it clap girl!! Lol

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Nolnah 14

their cheering you on, by clapping!

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cheeseboy77 0

maybe it gave the music a good beat. let that inspire you to make songs better

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parabelum 1

Lol only time my thighs clap is when im in bed ;)

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chili10 18

Oh honey... I don't even know what to tell you. Your profile made me sad for today's youth.

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kkbaby3 0

your nasty, are you really proud of that? dumb smut

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x_xSublime 0

I fail to understand how you didn't feel them 'violently' slapping together.

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chili10 18

Sometimes when it's really cold you can't feel it.

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doubleea 3

If your thighs are that big, and you could jog for an hour, you are doing incredibly well

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RainbowHeadache 2

If that upsets you then for the love of god I advise that you don't look down. Watching them jiggle will send your ass overboard.

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kareltje 17

The good thing about that is, you don't have to find a playlist anymore that goes with the rhythm of your steps. You'll always have that handy :D GOGOGO!!!

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