Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle...

By ripmyphone - 13/01/2016 01:18 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML

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By Seriously? - 09/03/2014 06:08 - United States - Mill Valley

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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You deserved it 529

By gunnerdog - 27/08/2013 00:22 - United States - Galveston

Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 5 027

By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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ragnarok1540 39

Wednesday 13 January 2016 9:33

While the friend was filming, you should have grabbed the kid and thrown him in right after the phone! That would have made a nice video.

melbournearsenal 18

Wednesday 13 January 2016 9:28

Karma is going to hit those kids harder than puberty!

Comments

thatonetribute 31

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:37

I don't care their age, I would have kicked their disrespectful butts.

mas12806 24

Thursday 14 January 2016 0:56

Definitely phone the popo. U can't let 'em get away w/ that!

mrRastafarian 5

Thursday 14 January 2016 1:27

oh lawd i woulda went to jail of that shit happend to me

thecrazymancan 17

Thursday 14 January 2016 1:35

Contact the police.

MarkGaus 12

Thursday 14 January 2016 2:26

Sue them. The video is evidence

doodlesdork 7

Thursday 14 January 2016 2:37

Find the video on youtube, bring it to police, make little ***** parents buy you a new phone with his allowance.

vitjoey4 14

Thursday 14 January 2016 3:21

That kid would've been off the bridge too

Inoblitus 15

Thursday 14 January 2016 6:37

Look for the video online then you'll know who did it

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 14 January 2016 8:37

If that happened to me the news headlines a few days later would read 'two middle schoolers found dead under a bridge. They were assholes so there's a TON of suspects with motives.'

Demon_Adrian 1

Thursday 14 January 2016 11:35

Some people just want to see the whole world burning. I would complain to the police. There is still a probability you'll see them again and then - whoops, who's gone laugh last?