Today, I needed to call the work IT help desk because I couldn't... - FML

Art - 12/07/2018 10:53 - United States - Westfield

Today, I needed to call the work IT help desk because I couldn't answer a challenge question "where did you meet your significant other". I had to tell the technician I didn't have an answer because I was single when I created my passwords, and am still single a year later. FML

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Sunday 15 July 2018 14:50

Why not just type didn't or nowhere?

HeatherKiwi 20

Sunday 15 July 2018 14:50

Why not just type didn't or nowhere?

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML

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Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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Today, my girlfriend gets horny at the most inconvenient times. She woke me up to have sex at 2 a.m. I have work at 6 a.m. FML

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