Work: Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the... - FML

By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 03:16 - United States

Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML

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C8H18 33

Wednesday 29 June 2016 17:51

OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.

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Melodija 19

Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:44

Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment

eragon_1490 7

Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:36

He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)

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PtCaboose 21

Sunday 10 July 2016 3:40

Agent 0, Kids Next Door anyone?

IAmClay 24

Wednesday 9 August 2017 0:31

Maybe because you are above number 1?

Gwenevier 29

Sunday 7 January 2018 14:28

Zero is where everything starts. In an epidemic, “patient zero” is the first person to become infected and spread to others, the epicenter, if you will. Maybe you’re the epicenter of safe practices? Or maybe I’m sleep deprived.

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