Kids: Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my... - FML

By Bad parenting101 - 08/01/2017 03:23 - United States - Denver

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Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 January 2017 12:52

Now your daughter is going to tell your son what else needs to be shaved.

xx000o 27

Sunday 8 January 2017 12:42

Just wait till next week.

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jurbul 15

Sunday 22 September 2019 23:31

Good job. Can have children , but can’t install a web filter.

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