Love: Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of...

By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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Saturday 7 July 2012 0:54

its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .

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Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.

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TheVampireGirl 12

Tuesday 14 August 2018 4:31

omfg leave him

SaltyBlarog 10

Wednesday 18 October 2023 13:17

In general, I think people on the internet jump to tell people to divorce their spouses way too quickly. That being said, if that's truly his attitude and it doesn't get better, you may eventually not be left with any other options