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MrsDepends - 04/08/2016 18:00

Today, my husband literally shit the bed. This isn't the first time. FML

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Elgrin 15

Friday 5 August 2016 15:47

If this is a regular occurrence, get him to a doctor asap. It could be a sign of something serious.

Viper_Revenge 10

Saturday 6 August 2016 16:29

What a shitty situation

Elgrin 15

Friday 5 August 2016 15:47

If this is a regular occurrence, get him to a doctor asap. It could be a sign of something serious.

printz_zsuzsi 11

Friday 5 August 2016 16:15

Exactly!

Viper_Revenge 10

Saturday 6 August 2016 16:29

What a shitty situation

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