By countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids

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Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML
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dalink 24

So so so disgusting... And unhygienic.

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Black_Rose97 9

well isnt that a load of crap... anyone?

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tarbaby6193 6

I can't thinkk of any situation Where a blumpkin leads to dual mind blowing orgasms

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smurfdoll 8

While he *****, an farts he gets to feel pleasure and relief . What do you get? A cold floor, eating horrible smells, and feeling bad about yourself . **** that. I really hope you declined .

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tenderteddy82 4

Looks like someone read "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell".

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coryking06 4

Well that ************ is nasty!!!

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elvirakwow 16

I almost peed my pants when I read this. Hahaha

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Just stuff him full of big anal beads, hive him head, and pull them out when he climaxes. Oh, and clean that tunnel first. Similar but stronger effect, easier to accomplish successfully. If he's into the smell (and you're not), put some stink on his upper lip. If you both happen to love the smell of turds (I don't judge. It happens) just don't flush them down after he's done prepping and go to it in the bathroom, beside the bowl.

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