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FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Pranked!

RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Excuse me

Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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ImaCanuck 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:29

So who won?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Friday 13 August 2010 1:02

I'm pretty sure everyone wins when playing naked twister.

gymdiva1 0

Friday 13 August 2010 3:42

wow thats an epuc fail! there faces must of been HILARIOUS!!!!!! lmmaaaoo(:

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 13 August 2010 9:24

*that's *epic *Their *must have

artisticninja713 13

Friday 13 August 2010 4:01

Balls on blue! :D

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:10

I hope her dad kicked your ass... pervert Damn Anti flood

scooter69 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:18

kinky lol

MishaShortStuff 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:28

Ohhh La La ;)

raithex 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:32

Sounds like a lot of fun. Foursome? ;)

thelumberjack 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:33

tongue on pink. lolololol

nikkired 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:34

OMG,I can just imagine the look on their faces.Can your B/F still come to visit ?

the_hawk 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:37

that's hot

djhazyjewfro 0

Friday 13 August 2010 4:44

At least they didn't join in. Right?

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