By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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Tanya33 1

She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

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peanutreaper21 0

haha me and my bf have that same argument all the time...now that i have this idea i think i can win too :}

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cougar737 0

holy shit i have litterally lived that moment more than once. girls so u know not cool

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theonlysweetpea 10

That was awesome! I'd completely snap her neck, but that was great. High five, chick. High five.

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thecatwishedthat 0

ugh. the whole, "I love you more" game is so pukey. ydi.

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tommygun93 2

HAHAHA YESS! hilarious...although I would be pissed in your position. But I'm sure this will make for a funny story to look back on.

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luraizu 0

consider yourself owned.

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mrfrenchfrye 0

I would have been like am I gonna have to call wayne brady and have him choke a bitch!?! lol thays pretty messed up dude...

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