Miscellaneous: Today, my dad was shocked that I own both a debit and credit... - FML

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By talkaboutnotobservant - 01/06/2017 12:00

Today, my dad was shocked that I own both a debit and credit card. He asked when I ever got a debit card. Gee, over a decade ago when I was a teenager, dad? FML

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cakefete2 30

Thursday 1 June 2017 12:17

This might go down as the most "meh" FML in history.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 1 June 2017 12:26

Can't believe his boy is all grown up and ready to get into his own debt. Made papa proud.

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cakefete2 30

Thursday 1 June 2017 12:17

This might go down as the most "meh" FML in history.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 1 June 2017 12:26

Can't believe his boy is all grown up and ready to get into his own debt. Made papa proud.

Corner514 6

Thursday 1 June 2017 13:39

Even you are sixty, you are still a child to your father

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 June 2017 17:17

Some people still think that credit cards are only given to highly trustworthy people. The truth is that the only qualification to get a credit card is a pulse. Congrats on having a pulse!

Atmey 5

Sunday 11 June 2017 10:15

Behold for I behold the powers of both Light and Dark in my hands.

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