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By r00dmutherfucker - 16/05/2016 23:29 - United States - Toms River

Today, my dad texted me a picture of a baby squirrel. I replied, "Cute!" He sent a sad face back, and the next message I get is: "My boss made me club it to death. He's trying to make me more stern." The next thing is a dead squirrel. Then he says, "I fed it's still quivering body to a hawk!" FML.
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holyshitbatman 20

this is one of those times I really hope this is fake, because that is straight up animal cruelty

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JustThatPerson 21

-hands eye bleach- Here ya go! Need brain bleach too?

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holyshitbatman 20

this is one of those times I really hope this is fake, because that is straight up animal cruelty

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JustThatPerson 21

-hands eye bleach- Here ya go! Need brain bleach too?

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GhostFox 33

I'd report his boss. That has to be illegal to force someone to kill an animal if their job doesn't call for it.

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Witchylady 17

Your father is a brutal murdering ass and should be arrested. And his boss is just as psycho

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