Money: Today, my boyfriend was angry at me because I thought he wasted...

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By Pennysaver - 30/03/2017 21:00 - United States - Metairie

Today, my boyfriend was angry at me because I thought he wasted too much money on stuff that we had no use or space for, as we currently live in a fairly small apartment. He wanted to buy a full-sized casket. FML

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Sagar Nair 12

Thursday 30 March 2017 2:07

For...?

core01 30

Friday 31 March 2017 4:13

Mad at you? Red flag. Casket is second red flag. Corpse he's hiding, that he bought the casket for, is third red flag. Run...

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Darkness_Hate 29

Friday 31 March 2017 13:47

Well you can use that casket as a bed! They're comfy.

bobsanction 18

Friday 31 March 2017 19:28

Let him buy it, but only if he sleeps in it. Then when he's sleeping, nail it shut. It can be the final nail in the coffin of your predicament.

RosesThorn17 7

Friday 31 March 2017 23:08

So you're not questioning why he wants a casket? ******* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!

aquapearl736 16

Saturday 1 April 2017 3:07

Today, my girlfriend wouldn't let me buy a casket. I thought she'd like it better than a body bag, but I guess not. I'm dating a freak. FML

Jed Ned 2

Monday 3 April 2017 0:35

Your obviously 'Drop Dead Gorgeous'.

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