By Salliemae - 11/08/2018 07:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend took my car on a 3-day vacation, stranding me in our extremely rural town. I have a box of ziti, a jar of expired pickles, no cable or Netflix, and no water since the well ran dry. Why am I here? "Someone needs to stay with the dog and feed the cows." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 927
You deserved it 385

Same thing different taste

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TomeDr 24

Your boyfriend is a jerk and you might want to reconsider your relationship.

When he comes back, it'll be your turn to have the car. Might I suggest taking it on a one-way trip to wherever you can get away from the asshat?

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TomeDr 24

Your boyfriend is a jerk and you might want to reconsider your relationship.

Upside - you can play with your dog all day!

Mmh. Kinky girl. I approve. Ruff. Ruff. I mean ‘wink wink’

What part of ‘extremely rural area’ would it be if they had access to Uber?

well you DO have the cows to eat tjen next time he would make sure there would be food in the house before he left

When he comes back, it'll be your turn to have the car. Might I suggest taking it on a one-way trip to wherever you can get away from the asshat?

You can ride a cow to the next town and/or take the dog for a long walk and have the animal (s) carry some of the groceries. You could also rend a dozen movies and games and a videogame console. Better still, if you remember your boyfriend's credit card number, you can have the cable or a satellite dish installed while he's away and order a truckload of water, bath bombs, girlie drinks and snacks and throw yourself a little party while you're at it.

Seems that you watch a lot of cheese movies. “Ride a cow to next town”. Heeehaa

All you need is to find some hipster foodies who will pay through the nose for ziti-and-pickle-fed beef!

Pickles are good for yrs past expiration date if you don't see what looks like white slime floating in jar there still good,and isn't it your own responsibility to make sure you have supplies on hand I live in a rural area to and always have jug's of water and canned goods in pantry daaa 🤔🙄

michaelscashier 5

He very likely left completely unannounced and therefore didn’t give her any time to get food or water before he left.