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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Mischief109 11

Monday 18 June 2012 18:59

What I'm wondering is why did you make out without brushing your teeth first?!

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Maybe you should brush your teeth. Not everyone likes to be disgusting.

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Annies 17

Thursday 20 May 2021 9:44

Who says she didn’t brush her teeth!? Maybe she did and her breath just stinks anyway.

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