By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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alex_vik 0

So...wait...where is your husband if you have a 5 and a half year old?

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cguinn17 9

In what universe is a husband required to produce a child?

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Arcterion 0

"My adorable 5 and a half year old" I sense an extremely biassed opinion.

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NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Owned!!!!!! (>_<)

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Velorium 0

I'd still say it's cute. But definitely FYL.

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um_duh 0

OP you really need to get out more & get yourself laid once in a while

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tigerarmy_13 0

wow that sucks! but who cares what a 5 year old thinks

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greeneggsnsam 0

By any chance, is your son's name Oedipus? Bahahahaha :) (I think 11 and 12 beat me tho :P)

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fretforyerlatte 0

seriously, some of you are completely sick. it has nothing whatsoever to do with incest or sexual attraction, he's just a little kid. he loves his mom and wants her to be happy. he has no idea about any of that shit. awful people.

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