Love: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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shuyin14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:00

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

watson_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:21

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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sarita1224 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 2:46

PIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

SANNIEPANTS 0

Friday 9 July 2010 3:16

number one your a douche.

dandaman83 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:51

So who was it?!?!?! elaborate, sounds like a good thing to me so suck it whiney. share the wealth

xdamian99 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:31

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SadinSherman 16

Monday 25 October 2010 13:53

Scandalous

realityreject 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:16

oh then who op?

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 23:26

that's what beer does to u...do u at least know if you'll be getting any regrets 9 months down the road?

freakguy455 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:41

SCORE!!!! so not a fml.

SamanthaSaurus 13

Monday 19 September 2011 20:13

Sucks to be you. Love the ilustration though.

chrisiffer 17

Friday 6 January 2012 16:53

haha

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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML

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Today, I had to dig through my dog's poop again because I thought I saw a worm, but it was just the remains of the paper towels my husband leaves all over the house. My efforts to make them both stop have obviously fallen on deaf ears. FML

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Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

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