Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single...

By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

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Monday 4 January 2010 2:01

At least she didn't break her hip.

Malinkrot 3

Monday 4 January 2010 4:34

Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something

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Howdyplz 2

Monday 4 January 2010 22:14

That is... I don't even..... My deepest condolences *pats shoulder*. That's all I have to say. I am so sorry.

no_mames_vato 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:05

what's her number?

Tamm_10 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:37

this has by far made my dayy i had a perfect image of that[: you should have recorded it, and put it on youtube :]

sparxva 12

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:57

Not an FML. Your granny rocks; get over it.

KYOBI_017 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:16

lolz thats funny :D ur grandma is awesome!!

lifesfailure 4

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:20

that put a really bad image in my head...

Ryan Hauslinger 8

Saturday 16 June 2018 16:09

It’s ok I feel you , I have seen my drunk grandmother and her sisters all pole dance

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