CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
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itssosparkly 21

Don't take it to heart. Maybe he and dicks just have more in common.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

His penis is nicer to him than you are.

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SuperDCG123 4

Your boyfriend is an immature ass **** of a human being who needs a handful of pipe cleaners shoved up his ass to scrub out his stupid ******* head

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ceegee415 5

Why is he still your boyfriend? Ydi for not dumping him.

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HimroV5 2

So that his penis could treat u nicer

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kei1108 13

Find someone who respects you and isn't an idiot, please.

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bubu93_fml 1

you should tell him to go to a psychiatrist to get that checked out

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