Kids: Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty... - FML

By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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heavyop 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:56

Wow, I think he won that one

mychemro_kiss 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 10:02

XD. He won. Hands DOWN. *pats back* Cookie?

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skyeyez9 24

Saturday 27 April 2013 14:49

Should have tripped him and made him cry.

Baby_Boom 8

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:31

The boy would not have said a rude comment if you were being rude to him. Act like an adult and do your job you volunteer for.

Eivana 37

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:36

Disrespectful...

MrTheTutu_fml 14

Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:15

good one:)

profoundkisses 18

Thursday 2 May 2013 10:15

Epic win

beachbum_101 16

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:20

haha

amayarose1214 7

Wednesday 15 May 2013 1:18

Wow. Hope he has nine cats when he is 40

forlifebro 15

Wednesday 15 May 2013 2:29

Wow that kid deserves a good Gibslap (NCIS reference)

dakatabg 31

Thursday 16 May 2013 8:02

He put you on your place.

LyraAlluse 25

Thursday 27 June 2013 4:01

Kid's these days. Sigh.

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