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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:06

Creepier* - Oh lord, this iPod's auto corrector is quite perverted.

NecroParade 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:01

Wasn't it nice to have a toilet buddy? Taking a dump has been a lonely task for far too long.

Comments

thingstodo 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:05

ROFL

checkersonsocks 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:51

You were pooping in a public bathroom?! D:

rcloca 10

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:27

yeah people tend to do that

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:20

.......no pun intended here but....shit happens have you never had diarrhea hit all of a sudden while you were in public?

babygurlie231 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:40

that must have been awkward. why do little kids go ujder bathroom stalls when people are in them?

guitar_god7007 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:53

don't be silly. girls don't poop.

TiffanyMarie1240 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:58

haha where was the girl's mom?

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:16

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:51

*Little girl's mother calls cops and they ask OP questions while she's still ********* XD

Mach10 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:12

Could have been worse; could have been the men's room. I don't even have kids, but this strikes me as the kind of thing that small children get up to. it's innocent, and totally inappropriate--which makes it funny and cute.