Transportation: Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking...

By Soso96 - 08/08/2010 23:20 - Algeria

Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump. It hurts. FML

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emh86 14

Wednesday 19 October 2016 11:30

Guess you didn't pick a winner this time

ahabsfan 15

Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:25

You couldn't have picked a worse time.

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species4872 19

Wednesday 19 October 2016 18:49

Next time tie a little bell to the end of your nose to alert the driver so they can drive a little more considerately. P.S. Best I could come up with at 3:45 am.

EricabrahamEA 8

Wednesday 19 October 2016 19:11

Guess you know how surprise butt sex feels.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 19 October 2016 19:36

Tissues are a great thing...which you probably didn't have

scyth3s 13

Thursday 20 October 2016 3:17

Tissues don't work for the dug in ones up top!

atomkraft 5

Thursday 20 October 2016 23:27

You're supposed to roll it up to make a tip

faifai_fml 21

Thursday 20 October 2016 3:39

Look at all the haters trying to pretend that they never pick their noses...

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 20 October 2016 4:52

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your nose while going over a speed bump.

ogs_fml 6

Thursday 20 October 2016 5:40

Good thing you didn't have to go to the emergency room with your finger up your nose!

Solano2580 24

Friday 21 October 2016 4:23

YDI.

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