Love: Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into... - FML

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:05

He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?

shelbtron 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:07

how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!

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PunkPositive 12

Wednesday 18 June 2014 5:39

hi

madzia349 8

Sunday 3 August 2014 9:35

thats ******* disgusting

thefallen12 13

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:53

I'm 20 and I still think farts are hilariously awesome and always will. I do this to my boyfriend sometime haha ??

slowlearner 14

Tuesday 17 November 2015 7:20

he's cool

xDrSeussIsDeadX 14

Saturday 29 October 2016 8:41

this sounds like something my boyfriend would do... i feel sorry for you OP.

IIVIMMXV 9

Wednesday 11 January 2017 15:14

He is an airbender...

Deyanira Romero 5

Saturday 7 July 2018 0:46

hahaha nice

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