Love: Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as... - FML

By princesspuffypan - 05/10/2011 06:23 - South Africa

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

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princesspuffypan 10

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:00

This is my FML... yes I am married now and no the cops didn't catch him. The reason he was best man in the first place was due to family politics. We managed to have a small wedding shortly after but we still had to pay cost of cancellation.

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razor13_fml 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:04

So much for being the best man. That royally sucks - I can only wish that the karma wheel rolls him flat.

kkmwong 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:13

Must be them blood diamonds.

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GeorgiaBea 28

Wednesday 1 April 2015 17:04

Why can you speak clearly in the follow up but not the OP?

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