Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After...

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By David - 18/03/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By Veronica - 22/10/2025 15:00

Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By jeana - 25/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML

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patrickhb 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:07

The door didn't give outwards at all when you were banging on it?

Shadic 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:09

#1 has it right. If you were banging on it, it would have opened. Either way, you're a moron.

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BluEG0pher 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:26

are you a blonde by any chance?

patriot182 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:32

PEOPLE ON THIS SITE MAKE WAY TO SERIOUS COMMENTS ON ALL OF THIS. its suppose to be funny just laugh at their lives ha :)

isabella12195 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:59

girl u are not cute for this

exile529 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:53

hahaha, you are so stupid. GREAT JOB!

mizanonymous 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:14

oh my god that actually happened to me too! .... why does everyone's FML always happen to me?

mizanonymous 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:14

oh my god that actually happened to me too! .... why does everyone's FML always happen to me?

Guyoverhere 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:54

No common sense

kwfruit 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:20

How did you get in in the first place? S: . You couldn't have been in there for so long that you forgot. ... or could you?

fmlforever_2 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:28

lol i did that to my friend once i locked her in a bathroom it was funny

SookMauNoots 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:21

ur stupid and this is bs if you banged on it it wud open you stupid ******* crack baked bitchface

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