By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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lettertjes 0

You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.

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dessaye 19

Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.

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bacondude 0

first you're an idiot for saying that to a cop and second what are you doing drinking while at work??! you are what I wrong with america. I hope you die lol

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butterynipple08 0

what difference does the cops gender make?

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Nayzo 1

Wait, where do you work that would allow you to get drunk on the job?

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anonymous010193 0

why did you feel the need to mention that the cop was female? how is that relevant at all?? you're a moron for feeling the need to say that AND for driving drunk. you could have killed innocent people.

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dansco 24

Hope you went to prison! Drink-driving is NOT funny idiot!

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cindayy77 0

yeah... your an idiot, my dad has had a DWI before... I hope you get one, for your safety, and for everyone else's...

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