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uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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Anonymous - 27/09/2022 14:00 - United States

Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML

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DangerousDriver - 03/07/2017 22:10

Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML

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ScaredDude - 19/05/2019 04:07

Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML

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Anonymous - - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

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egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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Anonymous - 01/12/2010 10:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to take a short cut driving through the snow. I skidded to avoid an oncoming car and ended up in someone's garden, inches from their brand new extension. The house belonged to a police officer. FML

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nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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fmElle 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:36

wow talk about over reacting

nitrogirl 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:37

did they pay you??

hobo_lowbo 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:26

first!

Ali_Br_fml 33

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:30

#1 won't be that way for long, & seriously?! Good job op. You Failed at life. It still sucks to be you...

chuchurocket 4

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:43

I love you too

firstdbzmaker 15

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:43

haha this is funny

selenagirl_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:45

YDI....

cantfightfate 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:09

who would call the police for someone doing their yardwork?

_TONGAN_ 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 15:21

where's #1?

selenagirl_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 15:32

in my tummy... well, her/his comment is...

Shookitup 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:34

you have a weird name OP.

Izzy_babii 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:40

Lol OP was cutting the neighbors "bush"

Crlnprz 11

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:48

so?

JohnGraveline 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 8:04

Lol. Your job is cutting peoples bush??

Mickay1232 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 9:18

lol haha #51 and #67 I was thinking the same thing!! ur job is cutting someones bush lol

monstermaniac 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 20:41

u r hot

islandjew247 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 1:42

I was number one...for like 2 mins...yay!! :) ♥

Sunset_Taco 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 17:08

well, when you go to a random persons house and cut off their pubic hair, what do you expect?

twnftw 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:27

SANCHEZ

kewlster1 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 15:38

what?? btw fail ahha

Izzy_babii 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:43

omg there's these people that live down my road and their last names are Sanchez and they let their dog kill my kitten!!!! >:(

Benelli_SkM 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:23

52- THOSE BASTARDS

Igor_g5 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:27

Next time make sure you're at the right place dummy.

Bloodberry 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:38

op forgot to drink some smart water :D

lickmyjock 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:27

at least you turned the trimmer on, right?

hobo_lowbo 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:27

third!

selenagirl_fml 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:57

..... hmmm.... since when is 5 3?

CloudEnvy 17

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:38

When you minus 2.

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:30

The stupidity of people keeps on amazing me.

fmElle 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:36

wow talk about over reacting

nitrogirl 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:37

did they pay you??

jajajapun 5

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:00

The only reason they called the police was probably so they didn't have to pay you.

karina_said 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:43

how could they have not noticed someone doing their yard?.. they must of noticed him before and allowed him to continue working or something. when ever we pay someone to do ours they make alot of noise so its kind of hard not to notice ...

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Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:44

Maybe they thought he was a con man or a beggar, doing their lawn in hopes of getting paid afterwards. Kinda like how those charities send you free crap, then ask for a donation.