By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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MukyDaCookie 0

#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.

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grazynaanka 0

lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?

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swim703 0

wow this is dumb. not a fml, people fall all the time. and you did well on your fitness test so stop complaining.

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wowfmlife 0

I moderated this one! Funny stuff man

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grazynaanka 0

lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?

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olive47_fml 0

i have to do all of that on a daily basis

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suth97 9

I did something close to what OP described in the Marines ROTC. We had to jump over hurdles, vault over bars, then step in tires on our physical eval

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panda_bear511 0

Okay, just a question but normally how long does it take for a FML to get approved or rejected? Because I submitted one almost a week ago and it hasn't appeared yet and I was wondering if it got rejected or if it's still hasn't been moderated yet

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nyklo 11

I usually find out within the hour.

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SilentGround 0

yeah, i agree with #14. who does this kind of stuff? i've never done a fitness test like this.

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bobbydoesntlike 0

okay, that seems more of an obstacle course than a fitness test.

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neverland_fml 0

What kind of school are you going to that makes you get dizzy then perform agility tasks most adults can't even do?! You're either living in a communist country or going to private school...

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rakhil11 7

neverland-@ my school we had 2 do a catwalk. which was pretty much climbing up a rope ladder to a 2-inch-wide wooden beam (10 ft off the floor), and walk across it, and back 2 the ladder 2 climb down. it is a public school OP (i still have no clue what it stands 4, offended person, perhaps?)-niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice lol

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