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By LostinPlace - 08/05/2017 03:35 - Georgia

Today, I was diagnosed with clinical depression after breaking down in tears in front of my third grade for the third time in a month and having my boss demand that I go out and see a professional. FML

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pettyjohn1995 14

Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:27

You really should have gone to get help after the first time. You're teaching children, leaving a lasting impression on their lives, taking care of yourself so you do the best job possible is essential. There is no way this should have happened 3 times, and word of it gotten to your boss, before you realized you needed to change something.

The Corruptionist 5

Sunday 11 June 2017 20:49

Just one question, WHO ARE THE SICKOS WJO KEEP SAYING 'YOU DESERVED IT'?!

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pettyjohn1995 14

Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:27

You really should have gone to get help after the first time. You're teaching children, leaving a lasting impression on their lives, taking care of yourself so you do the best job possible is essential. There is no way this should have happened 3 times, and word of it gotten to your boss, before you realized you needed to change something.

The Corruptionist 5

Sunday 11 June 2017 20:49

Just one question, WHO ARE THE SICKOS WJO KEEP SAYING 'YOU DESERVED IT'?!

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