Love: Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice... - FML

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:04

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:05

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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emybear_fml 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 15:37

well thats one way to pick up chicks

NoctisLiberi 10

Monday 14 January 2013 8:14

Pfffft xD

XxDanno316xX 27

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:58

Might have to add this to my favorites, made me actually 'lol' Fyl dude!

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:54

I cant stop laughing

Sir_Henry_MFer 4

Monday 11 March 2013 0:52

best fml ive ever seen

headrefkyle 4

Friday 29 March 2013 17:09

Sucks if only you didn't steal this from ifunny

DeathDisplayer 9

Wednesday 19 June 2013 5:55

Chuck Norrus rubbed his nipples.... ONCE

ghostanimal 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:41

Best FML ever. XD

meedernick 5

Sunday 1 December 2013 21:09

it happens to the best of us

bk64 9

Wednesday 26 February 2014 8:07

A cute girl is walking toward you and you only turn the music down? You should have taken the headphones out instead, dumass. YDI

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