Love: Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice... - FML

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:04

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:05

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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Celebratelife 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:51

maybe she saw that you were rubbing your nipple and that's why she came over ;-)

shadow_child 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:53

LOL Funniest FML yet.

peacenstuff 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:59

HA HA HA i bet the smiling while walking over made it even more creepy. sucks to be you, dude

Necrophile_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:20

Funniest thing ever.

overxrated 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:43

haha thats hysterical;D

wafflemonger 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:03

I doubt it really looked that way, unless your nipples are the size of dinner plates or you have a tiny iPod.

lyndis_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:04

I wanted to hit YDI, but it was at exactly 13337 and I couldn't bear to change it.

Ihavetopee 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:05

#90: Your grammAr sucks. OP: LMAO!

sama3690 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:13

#5--guys have nipples too so it would still look like he was rubbing his nipple

TispyOwl 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:14

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